Saturday Man Candy: Babe-a-licious Bearded Ben Dahlhaus

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Yes, ladies (and gents)…PRAISE SWEDEN…for giving birth to Swedish Fish and this week’s Saturday Man Candy perfection! His name is Ben Dahlhaus and he can “Ben-d” us over anytime. No, really Ben Dahlhaus, take us now please. HARD.

We don’t know much about Ben, other than he has us daily worshiping at his altar as we stalk his Instagram account. And his Facebook account. And, yes, even his Twitter. And after staring (and salivating) over his delicious face and bod, we’ve become believers and have many reasons why we can’t resist wanting this Sexy Young Beast :

Ben looks like a HOT JESUS.

And there’s nothing Christian about what we’d like to do to our bearded Godly man.  We feel blasphemous for thinking of Ben making us scream “Hallelujah”!!! But when it comes to Ben, we just can’t put our ladyboners away. Forgive us Father for we have sinned. And sinned and sinned and sinned ;P

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Ben’s beard says SEX. All. night. long.

Ladies, just think about the damage that long and thick beard can do downtown. We’d like to call it the “orgasm booster” that is sure to take us to heaven and beyond.

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Soulful, Sultry, Hippie…and YOUNG, just how we like ’em (hihihi).

We love that sensuous, sultry and sad-looking puppy face. Come hither, Ben, we’ll console you.

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We want to pet Ben. And his “puppy”. Slurpppp.

And we are mighty sure his “puppy” is as massive and impressive as his beard.

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Hoping you all Praise the Lord and sing Hallelujah! this weekend.



Saturday Man Candy: Make it with Flaming Thomas Beaudoin

Ahhhh Sauza, Sauza, Sauza … shaking our heads with appreciation … we’re in awe of your hunkvertising, especially when it comes to this week’s super hot and steamy Manly Candy – Thomas Beaudoin, who has us calling 911, needing his “immediate assistance”, in hopes of seeing his suspendered shirtless bod (long hose in tow) at our front door, in his low baritone voice saying “trust me, I’m a professional”. Slurp.

The point of being a fireman is to douse fires, but we confess that ever since we first saw smoking hawt Thomas in this sexy ad in 2012, he’s been setting our panties aflame. It’s been impossible not to hang on his every word as he blatantly uses sexual innuendos, helping us picture our little pussies being rescued by his big strong, fireman capable stroking hands. Mmmmmmmm

Sauza sure knows what women want … as if they’ve read our diaries. They couldn’t pick a better man for the job 💪 . Our kittens have been wet for this hunky Thomas (whom we’ve nicknamed Thomas “boudoir”). We’re still changing our panties every time the ad comes on TV.

This mouthwatering piece of Canadian bacon is very active in the ASPCA community, an accomplished actor, model, photographer, and has been featured in ads for Macy’s, Armani Exchange, Brooks Brothers, Ray Ban, and countless other brands, but it’s this ad that’s made Thomas a household name … maybe it’s the kinky suspenders, the way he licks that spoon, his speaking french to the kitten, the disappearing shirt, or is it his bar tending (with a twist) skills? Ahhhh … it is not his kitten we’re drooling over. Long hair or short, scruff or clean shaven, with those gorgeous greenish-gray bedroom eyes, when it comes to Mr. Boudoir, we don’t discriminate. He’s the Christian Grey that makes our kittens purr. Need more convincing?

Dark and dangerous:

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Sexy CEO look:  Hmmmm do we spy a grey tie? Grrrrrrrrr ….


And to answer his ‘pants or leggings/jeggings’  dilemma, how about no clothes at all?   Yummmm 😜

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911, We need you to send the Sauza fireman in his big red truck over to our house. There are two ladies in need of a ‘rescue’ … maybe we need help with our computer thingies, maybe we need him to put out our blazes, and, of course, give us CPR (french kiss style)“.  Thomas Beaudoin Boudoir, we need your immediate assistance! We’re thirsty and our spoons need your licking 😍😍. Hehe, we wanna make it with this flaming hawt fireman … no maybes about it.😜  Cheers to you Sauza! Keep ’em coming!

Wishing you all a spoon licking and panty wetting weekend, with a ‘twist’  😝 

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Laters baby, 🍹🍹

Saturday Man Candy: DE-licious Damon Danilo

Have you ever met a man who didn’t exaggerate the size of his penis?  … Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gents), have we got a dynamite  treat for you this Saturday. We know we’ve been holding back in the Man Candy department, but The Man Candies are back in a big way — and by big, we mean HUGE!  We feel that we owe you someone ‘extra juicy’, who doesn’t need to exaggerate the size of his stocking! Meet our DE-licious hunk of the week — our dynamite Vegas candy Damon Danilo, an extremely well hung stud who proudly displays all his goodies, as he should 😜.

There isn’t much we need to know about Damon Danilo, other than he isn’t shy about his body, he has the dreamiest baby blue eyes, is an avid dog lover/owner, and is a lady worshiper … yeah, sorry to disappoint the boys, but this hunk of beef is 100% straight. Our DamonDanilo infatuation is purely physical, from his amazingly carved physique, ripped 12 pack sexy abs, impressive pumping muscles, stroking his 10” snake (@jimmyzproductions) which is described by his fans as a “national treasure”, as well as his boasts of “legendary landscaping skillswe’d like to experience, all the way to his x-rated ‘workouts’ (@hardmenonline) 😍! If you’re ever in vicinity of Las Vegas, this hunk of grade A beef, with enough meat to satisfy even our hunger, can be your sex slave for the night! … Uuhhh temptation, temptation … we could watch him pump alllll day and aallllllllllllll night … seriously 👅👅 … but we can’t share any more of our twisted Damon fantasies without ending up in time outs and sleeping on our uncomfortable couches, hot Damn!

So we invite you to sit back, relax, grab a toy, and enjoy the explosive ride that is 100% muscle and 200% mouth-watering hotdog:

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Hungry anyone? We suddenly feel like having a nice, big, long, firm, Damon sized, perfectly pink, juicy hot dog! Yummm!

We apologize about all the crotch rocket teasers, but when we first embarked on our Man Candy journey, agreeing that somethings are just better left to the imagination, your two Notorious Naughty N’s have decided to use everything but frontal nudity in our Man Candy posts. So you can just imagine all the hard work we’ve put into this post, drooling while  😅😂 covering up Damon’s supersize attributes with oversized stickers. For full DE-licious Damon effect, in all his frank and beanned glory, feel free to ‘google’ him … we double dog dare you to find out how many strokes it takes to get to the center of our DamonDanilo 😝!

… or,  you could always stop by his Twitter account where he teases us with his #TowelTuesday or (our personal favorite) gem displaying #WillyWednesdays selfies, yay!!! If you pay close attention to Damon’s Twitter, you can also find links to his other sexy sights, where you can video chat with him and watch him stroke his huge tool 😍! It is no wonder this weapon wielding terminator ready to exterminate has 14.5K followers.

Have you joined the DamonDanilo club yet? We double Damon dare you 😉


We’re off to our showers, but not before we wish you a DE-liciously super-sized weekend 😇😇


Twining with my Style Crush

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Just because they don’t wear dresses, push-up bras and heels, does’t mean that men can’t influence our every day style. Meet our blogger friend, a man who never fails to entertain and inspire us.

For those of you who haven’t met him yet, Mr Tzachas of style’n’tonic is a hunk who, on his fabulous blog, rocks male fashion like it’s no one’s business. His bold and fearless approach to clothing makes t-shirt and jean wearing effortlessly trendy and cool. With an uncanny eye for detail, no style’n’tonic’s look is complete without a swathe of ideal footwear, sunglasses and accessories. Set along matching backdrops and accompanied by sublime music choices to set the mood for each unique outfit, his posts look like they’ve come right out of a fashion magazine. Needless to say, he always makes me look forward to his next post with anticipation and admiration, wishing I could somehow be there with him … having a spakling drink, or two, or … ahem … and you all know how creative I can be when inspiration strikes, hehe.

Paying a well deserved homage to our fashionable friend, a hottie who has ‘style’ rooted in his DNA (and hoping he approves). Keep ’em coming Mr Fabulous 😉
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If you aren’t following him already, you are truly missing out. Hurry on over to Mr Tzachas’ stylish Facebook page, Twitter, and Instagram, and don’t forget to let me know all about the man who inspires your everyday style.




Saturday Man Candy: Mr. Hot Italiano Mariano Di Vaio

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Ciao ladies (and gents)! Our apologies for taking a short man candy hiatus, however it takes a very special type of male specimen to get our motivation going and our juices flowing and Mamma Mia! have we found the perfect man for this purpose. Italy has given us pizza, Ferraris and Armani suits, but arguably its greatest gift to womankind is our Italian Stallion, Mariano Di Vaio. One look at our Italian slice of heaven and suddenly we’re in the mood for some of his hot and spicy Italian sausage. Hungry anyone? 😉

Born in 1989 (yes, we like ’em young and ripe for the pickin’ – don’t judge), Mariano is a model/actor turned fashion blogger. In 2012, our European studmuffin started his own blog which quickly became recognized as one of the most influential men’s street style blogs worldwide. Mariano’s already worked with some of the leading brands of the fashion world and attracted the attention of the most famous magazines. With his finely chiseled features and those seductive eyes (which could penetrate right into our panties), our Italian dreamboat has attracted our full and lust-ful attention.

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Not only is Mariano a hunky feast for the eyes, he exudes style from every muscle of his Adonis-like being. Whether dressed up in a suit and tie or dressed down…ahem…whom are we kidding?? We just want to rip his clothes off…with our teeth.

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Mariano describes his style as a “balance between comfort and elegance”, but we like him best shirtless and flexing his muscles for us while he works on his impeccable physique.

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Oohhh La La Lucky Lady :P

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And, yes, even Mariano’s selfie wants to make love to Mariano’s selfie ;P

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One thing we absolutely love about our Hot Italiano’s blog is his kiddie collabs …Mariano plus an adorable little man equals cuteness overload in one picture. A stud who loves kids? *double swoon*

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The ladies (and the gents) LOVE Mariano as proven by his HUGE following on Instagram and Facebook and, even though we’d love to keep this tasty man treat all to ourselves, Mariano LOVEs sharing his stylish self with all of us. Check out for plenty of droolworthy photos and videos.

Ciao Bello!

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Saturday Man Candy: Smoldering Ian Somerhalder

Which male hunk gives us the ultimate “lady boner” with just one gaze – Rob Lowe or Ian Somerhalder? We have to admit their resemblance to each other is uncanny. And not since Rob’s perfect ass shot scene in About Last Night have we wanted to sink our teeth into something so delectable until we feasted our eyes on Ian Somerhalder’s shirtless bod!…YUM YUM come to MAMA! 

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Ian first caught our attention in the series Lost where he starred opposite heart-throb galore, Matthew Fox. Just imagine being castaway on a deserted island with Jack and Boone from Lost…man candy sandwich, anyone?


Ian has since convinced us that all vampires must be fangbangingly hot in the role of Damon Salvatore on The Vampire Diaries. Okay,okay we admit it. There’s only one reason why we tune into TVD – the possibility of seeing Ian shirtless. Psshhhh…oh come on, leave us and our raging lady hormones alone.

And there are plenty of reasons why we think that most of our man candy fans would climb this fine specimen like a tree 😉 :

Got smoldering bedroom eyes which can unhook your bra with just one look? Check!

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Got a mouth-watering bod? Check!

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Got style? Check!

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Got humanitarianism? Check!

(Check out the Ian Somerhalder Foundation to find out more about Ian’s work with environmental and animal rights.)

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Got neck sucking skillzzz? Ding Ding!


Yes ladies, Ian’s oral skills are pretty impressive, aren’t they? We’d be happy to sacrifice our necks and other body parts to that magically delicious mouth. We’d just have one request – Bite. Me. Harder. Ian. Baby. 😉

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Wishing you a SMOLDERING weekend.


Saturday Man Candy: Hercules Hottie Kellan Lutz


Move over Kevin Sorbo, there’s a new Hercules in town and his name is Kellan Lutz, the sexiest leg bearing, loincloth parading, abtastic corn-fed hottie to ever be called “Hercules”!

Some of you may know of our infatuation with superheroes, and this 6’1, blue-eyed mid-western hunk of beef fits right in with our bulging muscle fantasies … of course, you know which muscles we’re referring to ;).   With his washboard abs, bulging pecs, juicy thighs and tiny frocks, our Man Candy Kellan is more than equipped to fill the role of one of the most famous demigods of legendary strength. According to the Greek mythology, when Hera bared her breast to baby Hercules, he sucked with such force that she had to tear him from her breast. Hmmmm, a skillful man … Kellan can suckle on any of our body parts, and between the two of us, he’s got plenty to suckle on, all the way to the Milky Way.


If “EVERY MAN HAS A DESTINY” then may ours be to have a one on one with Kellan and his big stick?



Smokehouse Kellan Lutz first tormented us as one of the faces of Calvin Klein’s sexy and bulging underwear campaign ads, and we liked what we saw — very much! ‘X’ doesn’t even begin to mark the spot … we’ll take it all!

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You also might remember this hot piece of Man Candy from the ‘Twilight’ saga were he played Emmet, the most physically powerful of the Cullen vampires, giving us a lot to drool over. He claims that he used his modeling skills to help him relax in front of the lens … and we say that Kellan definitely had some skills, we were on Team Emmet from his first scene.

Golden boy or dark and dreamy, with those juicy lips and rippling physique, this delectable man candy is the perfect treat to bring a heat wave to the chilly start of the 2014. Kellan and Hercules have a lot in common starting with his suckling expertise … we can think of a few things that taste much better than your necklace and that watermelon, hun.


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Though we can’t help but to admire a dapper dresser who even makes sweat look good,



we must admit that we prefer this steamy screen star wearing preferably nothing at all, or as little as possible, like the teasing frock he’s strutting around in for whole 98 pleasurable minutes while playing the part of Hercules, the son of Zeus, a lusty half-god, half-man blessed with extraordinary strength … we don’t find Kellan ‘half‘ of anything. Kellan Lutz is definitely a full packaged deal.

3D viewing strongly recommended for your pleasure.



Wishing you all a suckling weekend with a Milky Way ending!