Saturday Man Candy: Babe-a-licious Bearded Ben Dahlhaus

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Yes, ladies (and gents)…PRAISE SWEDEN…for giving birth to Swedish Fish and this week’s Saturday Man Candy perfection! His name is Ben Dahlhaus and he can “Ben-d” us over anytime. No, really Ben Dahlhaus, take us now please. HARD.

We don’t know much about Ben, other than he has us daily worshiping at his altar as we stalk his Instagram account. And his Facebook account. And, yes, even his Twitter. And after staring (and salivating) over his delicious face and bod, we’ve become believers and have many reasons why we can’t resist wanting this Sexy Young Beast :

Ben looks like a HOT JESUS.

And there’s nothing Christian about what we’d like to do to our bearded Godly man.  We feel blasphemous for thinking of Ben making us scream “Hallelujah”!!! But when it comes to Ben, we just can’t put our ladyboners away. Forgive us Father for we have sinned. And sinned and sinned and sinned ;P

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Ben’s beard says SEX. All. night. long.

Ladies, just think about the damage that long and thick beard can do downtown. We’d like to call it the “orgasm booster” that is sure to take us to heaven and beyond.

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Soulful, Sultry, Hippie…and YOUNG, just how we like ‘em (hihihi).

We love that sensuous, sultry and sad-looking puppy face. Come hither, Ben, we’ll console you.

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We want to pet Ben. And his “puppy”. Slurpppp.

And we are mighty sure his “puppy” is as massive and impressive as his beard.

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Hoping you all Praise the Lord and sing Hallelujah! this weekend.


OOTD: Denim on Denim Craze

IMG_2638Being a huge Guess fan, I’ve always admired gorgeous denim Guess ads, and often pretended that I was bombacious Claudia Schiffer posing in my fab Guess jeans if only in front of the mirror. With denim on denim trend being all the rage, how many of you have thought about piling on your fave pieces of denim, only to change your minds and hang ‘em back in your closet? You are not alone. As much as I love to push fashion limits, I wasn’t sure this look was right for me, but I ‘guess‘ fashion rules are meant to be broken ;)  So I’ve decided to to a little research (and lots of drooling over all the Bruno Santos for Guess ads) and came up with a few simple rules on how to pull off this denim craze to perfection.

* Always mix different shades of denim and do keep in mind that darker washes create a slimming effect, while lighter shades of denim draw attention to the body areas they cover.

* Resist the temptation to whip out your cowboy boots, hats, and bolo ties, unless you want to look like you’re headed to the rodeo.

* Glam up your denim with some sexy (non denim) heels and funky jewelry.

* For a stylish finishing touch, accessorize your outfit with pop of color. You can add color with a brightly hued bag, a luxe looking blazer, a colorful teeshirt or a fabulous red lipstick.

* Inhale confidence, exhale doubt, and let your inner fab denim wearing Guess Girl come out and play.

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Never be afraid to try something new, because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already know.

FreeUrCloset’s Devilishly Angelic Halloween


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Hey there friends, welcome to our naughty Halloween Bash! Today is our 2 year bloggaversary, and being that Halloween is just around the corner, we couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate it, than by trick and treating you to a fabulous costume party! Last year’s Halloween was devoted to our super sexy superhero crushes, but we’re celebrating this one with our favorite accessories — Mr. Kitty, and our ultimate man crush — fine and dandy Mr David Gandy (if only in spirit) … after all, no FreeUrCloset party would ever be complete without our favorite yummy Gandy candy treats

A holiday where we get to play dress up, be goofy together, throw a party every night of the week and eat Gandy? It’s hard not to get excited about Halloween, just ask our main squeeze, Mr Kitty in his angelically furry glory, who can’t keep his paws off his newest costume. Everyday should be Halloween!

You know your two naughty N‘s are always up to no good, and Halloween is our perfect time to shine. Being that this holiday is all about playing tricks, we’ve got a few in store for you. After a few too many margaritas and some very graphic Gandygasmic drooling/ogling, we decided to forgo disguises this year and simply go as our devilishly angelic selves, 😉 but if you think you know which one of us is naughty and which one is nice, think twice and take a closer look at our costumes. 😈😇

These days women have all the power, and there’s no question of us being good or bad girls because all we’d ever admit to is being good girls with lots of bad habits. As good girls living in a big bad world, like most women, we know how best to use our charms to our advantage, and as bad girls, pretending to be good girls, we know how to keep you coming back for more. So when we’re good, we’re really good, but when we’re bad, we’re even better! 😜 😝

Welcome to our naughty Halloween party, and thanks for joining in the fun and letting us trick and treat you to our idea of a wickedly good bloggaversary celebration!

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 Wishing you all a freakishly naughty, wickedly good, devilishly angelic,

Gandy filled Halloween! 

Saturday Man Candy: Make it with Flaming Thomas Beaudoin

Ahhhh Sauza, Sauza, Sauza … shaking our heads with appreciation … we’re in awe of your hunkvertising, especially when it comes to this week’s super hot and steamy Manly Candy – Thomas Beaudoin, who has us calling 911, needing his “immediate assistance”, in hopes of seeing his suspendered shirtless bod (long hose in tow) at our front door, in his low baritone voice saying “trust me, I’m a professional”. Slurp.

The point of being a fireman is to douse fires, but we confess that ever since we first saw smoking hawt Thomas in this sexy ad in 2012, he’s been setting our panties aflame. It’s been impossible not to hang on his every word as he blatantly uses sexual innuendos, helping us picture our little pussies being rescued by his big strong, fireman capable stroking hands. Mmmmmmmm

Sauza sure knows what women want … as if they’ve read our diaries. They couldn’t pick a better man for the job 💪 . Our kittens have been wet for this hunky Thomas (whom we’ve nicknamed Thomas “boudoir”). We’re still changing our panties every time the ad comes on TV.

This mouthwatering piece of Canadian bacon is very active in the ASPCA community, an accomplished actor, model, photographer, and has been featured in ads for Macy’s, Armani Exchange, Brooks Brothers, Ray Ban, and countless other brands, but it’s this ad that’s made Thomas a household name … maybe it’s the kinky suspenders, the way he licks that spoon, his speaking french to the kitten, the disappearing shirt, or is it his bar tending (with a twist) skills? Ahhhh … it is not his kitten we’re drooling over. Long hair or short, scruff or clean shaven, with those gorgeous greenish-gray bedroom eyes, when it comes to Mr. Boudoir, we don’t discriminate. He’s the Christian Grey that makes our kittens purr. Need more convincing?

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Sexy CEO look:  Hmmmm do we spy a grey tie? Grrrrrrrrr ….


And to answer his ‘pants or leggings/jeggings’  dilemma, how about no clothes at all?   Yummmm 😜

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911, We need you to send the Sauza fireman in his big red truck over to our house. There are two ladies in need of a ‘rescue’ … maybe we need help with our computer thingies, maybe we need him to put out our blazes, and, of course, give us CPR (french kiss style)“.  Thomas Beaudoin Boudoir, we need your immediate assistance! We’re thirsty and our spoons need your licking 😍😍. Hehe, we wanna make it with this flaming hawt fireman … no maybes about it.😜  Cheers to you Sauza! Keep ‘em coming!

Wishing you all a spoon licking and panty wetting weekend, with a ‘twist’  😝 

Oui Oui 😜

Laters baby, 🍹🍹

OOTD: Monkeying Around at Sterling Vineyards

IMG_2226Happy Thursday lovelies and welcome to my wine-down post! I guess it is true when the say that time flies when you’re having fun. With all the traveling I’ve done this past summer, I feel like October has just snuck up on me, but I’m not complaining. For me, October calls for a bit of a cool down and wine down, and what better way to wine down, then to visit a winery. Right? When it comes to wine, I live by the ‘It’s five o’clock somewhere‘ moto. So when Mr Fabulous suggested we do some wine tasting in Calistoga, CA, my bags were packed before he even finished his suggestion ;) .

Calistoga is a small city in Napa County, California, known for it’s great wine growing climate and lush and picturesque landscape. There are numerous wineries within a short drive, and one of them is Sterling Vineyards. Though their wine can be purchased in most stores, visiting this vineyard is a truly unique experience because of it’s short tram/gondola ride with breathtaking views of the surrounding Napa valley, and Sterling Vineyards Estates with beautiful pond and fountains below us. Yay! The wait for the tram was a bit long, but well organized and totally worth it.

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IMG_2173lThough the tasting of five featured wines took place outside on the gorgeous terraces with breathtaking views, Mr Fabulous and I were pleasantly surprised that we were free to roam within the building, too, taking lots and lots of pictures in it’s art filled hallways, as we were led by a video tour through Sterling vine production and barrel storage. Wine in hand, red cheeked, smile plastered on our faces, we’ve even discovered a gift shop heaven!

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I can not quite recall the trip back to our hotel, but I do remember feeling right at home with all these bottles of deliciousness! If you ever need to wine-down, and you find your self in the Calistoga area, try to stop by this charming vineyard for a very unique air tram and wine tasting experience. 




Travel Chic: When in San Francisco …

10420082_10202339688669425_9017533007946409285_nLondon has the London Bridge, New York is famous for the Brooklyn Bridge, while San Francisco’s biggest icon is The Golden Gate Bridge … and you all know how attracted I am to big, long and hard things, hihi, sorry, had to throw that in there 😜. Yes friends, you’ve got me figured out, part supermom, part awesome wife (hubby’s words, not mine), a true fashionista on the outside and a gypsy woman at heart. My babies and hubby comes first, of course, but nothing comes second to my love of adventure.

One thing I do wish is that I don’t have to go too far to shop at great places like Bershka or Stradvarius. Until they bring their market to US, I will be forced to stuff my oversized suitcases full of their fabulous fashion garments and lug it overseas. Today I find myself mesmerized by The Golden Gate Bridge, in all it’s orange glory, while uniting the fabulous West Coast with trendy fashion from Eastern Europe :)  Doing what I’m good at — Enjoying the Best of Both Worlds!10457859_10202339679109186_999784687346767743_n 10425410_10202339680309216_1399128684862841884_n10563126_10202339682469270_8740350070294937847_n 10500320_10202339681269240_8112155395722340230_n 10547453_10202339679469195_9131166355243884879_n10547434_10202339674229064_256542930695785086_n 1907410_10202339688389418_2569727139572713754_n9298_10202339682589273_3936198306572366095_n 1620962_10202339682029259_1070898347032100180_n 10530665_10202339680549222_1916952267866177136_n 10561693_10202339673949057_6911088254421598113_n

 Denim Jacket: Tinseltown Denim Couture  / Pants: Bershka / Top: Stradivarius / Shoes: (sadly Valentino knockoffs) Leuven Alexander / Knuckle Clutch: / Watch: Esprit / Necklace: Target / Ring: old / Sunglasses: Forever21


Saturday Man Candy: DE-licious Damon Danilo

Have you ever met a man who didn’t exaggerate the size of his penis?  … Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gents), have we got a dynamite  treat for you this Saturday. We know we’ve been holding back in the Man Candy department, but The Man Candies are back in a big way — and by big, we mean HUGE!  We feel that we owe you someone ‘extra juicy’, who doesn’t need to exaggerate the size of his stocking! Meet our DE-licious hunk of the week — our dynamite Vegas candy Damon Danilo, an extremely well hung stud who proudly displays all his goodies, as he should 😜.

There isn’t much we need to know about Damon Danilo, other than he isn’t shy about his body, he has the dreamiest baby blue eyes, is an avid dog lover/owner, and is a lady worshiper … yeah, sorry to disappoint the boys, but this hunk of beef is 100% straight. Our DamonDanilo infatuation is purely physical, from his amazingly carved physique, ripped 12 pack sexy abs, impressive pumping muscles, stroking his 10” snake (@jimmyzproductions) which is described by his fans as a “national treasure”, as well as his boasts of “legendary landscaping skillswe’d like to experience, all the way to his x-rated ‘workouts’ (@hardmenonline) 😍! If you’re ever in vicinity of Las Vegas, this hunk of grade A beef, with enough meat to satisfy even our hunger, can be your sex slave for the night! … Uuhhh temptation, temptation … we could watch him pump alllll day and aallllllllllllll night … seriously 👅👅 … but we can’t share any more of our twisted Damon fantasies without ending up in time outs and sleeping on our uncomfortable couches, hot Damn!

So we invite you to sit back, relax, grab a toy, and enjoy the explosive ride that is 100% muscle and 200% mouth-watering hotdog:

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Hungry anyone? We suddenly feel like having a nice, big, long, firm, Damon sized, perfectly pink, juicy hot dog! Yummm!

We apologize about all the crotch rocket teasers, but when we first embarked on our Man Candy journey, agreeing that somethings are just better left to the imagination, your two Notorious Naughty N’s have decided to use everything but frontal nudity in our Man Candy posts. So you can just imagine all the hard work we’ve put into this post, drooling while  😅😂 covering up Damon’s supersize attributes with oversized stickers. For full DE-licious Damon effect, in all his frank and beanned glory, feel free to ‘google’ him … we double dog dare you to find out how many strokes it takes to get to the center of our DamonDanilo 😝!

… or,  you could always stop by his Twitter account where he teases us with his #TowelTuesday or (our personal favorite) gem displaying #WillyWednesdays selfies, yay!!! If you pay close attention to Damon’s Twitter, you can also find links to his other sexy sights, where you can video chat with him and watch him stroke his huge tool 😍! It is no wonder this weapon wielding terminator ready to exterminate has 14.5K followers.

Have you joined the DamonDanilo club yet? We double Damon dare you ;)


We’re off to our showers, but not before we wish you a DE-liciously super-sized weekend 😇😇