Travel Chic: When in San Francisco …

10420082_10202339688669425_9017533007946409285_nLondon has the London Bridge, New York is famous for the Brooklyn Bridge, while San Francisco’s biggest icon is The Golden Gate Bridge … and you all know how attracted I am to big, long and hard things, hihi, sorry, had to throw that in there 😜. Yes friends, you’ve got me figured out, part supermom, part awesome wife (hubby’s words, not mine), a true fashionista on the outside and a gypsy woman at heart. My babies and hubby comes first, of course, but nothing comes second to my love of adventure.

One thing I do wish is that I don’t have to go too far to shop at great places like Bershka or Stradvarius. Until they bring their market to US, I will be forced to stuff my oversized suitcases full of their fabulous fashion garments and lug it overseas. Today I find myself mesmerized by The Golden Gate Bridge, in all it’s orange glory, while uniting the fabulous West Coast with trendy fashion from Eastern Europe :)  Doing what I’m good at — Enjoying the Best of Both Worlds!10457859_10202339679109186_999784687346767743_n 10425410_10202339680309216_1399128684862841884_n10563126_10202339682469270_8740350070294937847_n 10500320_10202339681269240_8112155395722340230_n 10547453_10202339679469195_9131166355243884879_n10547434_10202339674229064_256542930695785086_n 1907410_10202339688389418_2569727139572713754_n9298_10202339682589273_3936198306572366095_n 1620962_10202339682029259_1070898347032100180_n 10530665_10202339680549222_1916952267866177136_n 10561693_10202339673949057_6911088254421598113_n

 Denim Jacket: Tinseltown Denim Couture  / Pants: Bershka / Top: Stradivarius / Shoes: (sadly Valentino knockoffs) Leuven Alexander / Knuckle Clutch: www.jnbfashion.com / Watch: Esprit / Necklace: Target / Ring: old / Sunglasses: Forever21

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Saturday Man Candy: DE-licious Damon Danilo

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Have you ever met a man who didn’t exaggerate the size of his penis?  … Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gents), have we got a dynamite  treat for you this Saturday. We know we’ve been holding back in the Man Candy department, but The Man Candies are back in a big way — and by big, we mean HUGE!  We feel that we owe you someone ‘extra juicy’, who doesn’t need to exaggerate the size of his stocking! Meet our DE-licious hunk of the week — our dynamite Vegas candy Damon Danilo, an extremely well hung stud who proudly displays all his goodies, as he should 😜.

There isn’t much we need to know about Damon Danilo, other than he isn’t shy about his body, he has the dreamiest baby blue eyes, is an avid dog lover/owner, and is a lady worshiper … yeah, sorry to disappoint the boys, but this hunk of beef is 100% straight. Our DamonDanilo infatuation is purely physical, from his amazingly carved physique, ripped 12 pack sexy abs, impressive pumping muscles, stroking his 10” snake (@jimmyzproductions) which is described by his fans as a “national treasure”, as well as his boasts of “legendary landscaping skillswe’d like to experience, all the way to his x-rated ‘workouts’ (@hardmenonline) 😍! If you’re ever in vicinity of Las Vegas, this hunk of grade A beef, with enough meat to satisfy even our hunger, can be your sex slave for the night! … Uuhhh temptation, temptation … we could watch him pump alllll day and aallllllllllllll night … seriously 👅👅 … but we can’t share any more of our twisted Damon fantasies without ending up in time outs and sleeping on our uncomfortable couches, hot Damn!

So we invite you to sit back, relax, grab a toy, and enjoy the explosive ride that is 100% muscle and 200% mouth-watering hotdog:

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Hungry anyone? We suddenly feel like having a nice, big, long, firm, Damon sized, perfectly pink, juicy hot dog! Yummm!

We apologize about all the crotch rocket teasers, but when we first embarked on our Man Candy journey, agreeing that somethings are just better left to the imagination, your two Notorious Naughty N’s have decided to use everything but frontal nudity in our Man Candy posts. So you can just imagine all the hard work we’ve put into this post, drooling while  😅😂 covering up Damon’s supersize attributes with oversized stickers. For full DE-licious Damon effect, in all his frank and beanned glory, feel free to ‘google’ him … we double dog dare you to find out how many strokes it takes to get to the center of our DamonDanilo 😝!

… or,  you could always stop by his Twitter account where he teases us with his #TowelTuesday or (our personal favorite) gem displaying #WillyWednesdays selfies, yay!!! If you pay close attention to Damon’s Twitter, you can also find links to his other sexy sights, where you can video chat with him and watch him stroke his huge tool 😍! It is no wonder this weapon wielding terminator ready to exterminate has 14.5K followers.

Have you joined the DamonDanilo club yet? We double Damon dare you ;)

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We’re off to our showers, but not before we wish you a DE-liciously super-sized weekend 😇😇

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A Pinterest Inspired DIY: How to Refashion Your Little Black Skirt

Have you ever been stumped when it comes to outfit and DIY ideas for your blog? Pinterest to the rescue!

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This simply sophisticated outfit above was found on Pinterest and the skirt screams DIY idea (at least to myself, lol). If you have a little black skirt laying around, grab some fabric and a fashion zipper and add some sexy flair to your work week outfit.

Here’s what you’ll need:

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Below is a step-by-step visual of the DIY process:

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The finished skirt worn with an Express shirt, Isola pumps and BCBG Max Azria handbag.

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Happy DIY’ing!

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OOTD: ‘Crooked’ in San Francisco

ls5No matter how much I adore ultra feminine floral prints and super fabulous midi skirts (swooning), the star of this post is San Francisco’s famous Lombard Street. Located between Hyde and Leavenworth Streets in San Fran, Lombard Street is famous for being the crookedest street in the world! Walking the Lombard Street (like a glammed up Hollywood starlet, in high fashion, of course) was definitely on my bucket list, just wishing that my ‘high fashion’ included more common sense and a little bit less of a high heel, hehehe. Lesson learned :)

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Studded Moto Jacket: Ambiance Apparel, here / Bodysuit: Love Couture, here / midi skirt: Express, here / Heels: Dollhouse / Watch: Esprit / Clutch bag: Ebay find.

Wishing you all a Glamorous Weekend!
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OOTN: Be Nice or You’ll End up on My Blog

10559879_10202339733470545_1291254845460847517_nHave you ever had one of those jaw dropping moments when the clouds in the sky open up to let the beam of heavenly light shine down, while the invisible chorus of angels sing in harmony … and soon you find yourself walking on white fluffy clouds toward the illuminated object, expecting it to vanish into thin air as you carefully reach out to touch its perfection that was created just for you … and when it doesn’t disappear, you grab it and hold it close while basking in the beautiful light … looking for a quick escape route … only to find that at the end of heavens pearly gates stands a cashier? Yes, a cashier of a Forever 21 store … and your heart skips a beat as she hands back your prized possession in a small yellow bag and wishes you a “nice day”?

True story …

… and the item that called out my name?

These fabulous “Be nice … or you’ll end up on my blog” PJs, of course!

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Just like my men candy, sometimes I like my pajamas cool and silky, sometimes I go for cozy and warm, or I go for extra large, and at times I don’t want any at all (wink wink). Tonight I want them loungy and comfortable, and I’ve definitely found just the right pair @forever21.com. Anyone up for a pillow fight?

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Now that you’ve been warned, I’m wishing you all ‘a nice day‘ and always a naughty night ;)

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OOTD: May She Float in the Surf Forever

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The sun shining on the dirt path
as you twirl through the rays of dust
The melody of the birds leading you step
by step,as you dance with carefree cadence
Your white,loose dress,comfortable on
your flawless skin goes round and round
up and down as you leap through the air
like a ballerina of new found audacity
The light breeze blows the footprints you make
into the sky,as if the gods long for the steps
of the angelic dance they see below,displayed by
the girl in the white dress

She bathes in the waterfalls and dances with the
wind in gracefulness
Showered in sunshine,she has no name,for she is known
by nature as
the girl in the white dress.

by SoulPoet31/the_girl_in_the_white_dress

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Dress: Zara / Sandals: Mia / Clutch: Michael Kors / Necklace: Target.com / Watch: Esprit

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Travel Chic: Cruising In Santa Cruz, CA

10580200_10202339636708126_5991695939944938622_nOkay, okay, so maybe I haven’t stepped foot on a cruse ship in the past couple of years, but I did find my self on board of a really cool little boat ;) It is called Marcella, Santa Cruz, aptly named after a sleepy little California town which claims to be the birthplace of surfing and is home to sea food lovers, amusement park thrill seekers, fishermen, surfers and sea lions alike.

Whenever I travel, as a rule, I try to pack mostly wrinkle free clothing and comfortable footwear. No one wants to spend precious vacay time ironing instead of starting your adventure. For this windy sightseeing occasion, I threw on a marbled Zara pencil skirt, light shirt, biker boots and a trench coat, paired with a stylish zippered clutch, and I was ready to strut down Santa Cruz Wharf wrapped in head to toe stylish comfort.

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What rules do you live by when packing for a vacation adventure?

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